Road, N. A Strip Of Land Along

Reason, V.i. To Weight Probabilities In The Scales Of Desire.

Mercy, N. An Attribute Beloved Of Detected Offenders.

Proboscis, N. The Rudimentary Organ Of An Elephant Which Serves Him In Place Of The Knife-and-fork That Evolution Has As Yet Denied Him. For Purposes Of Humor It Is Popularly Called A Trunk.

Oratory, N. A Conspiracy Between Speech And Action To Cheat The Understanding. A Tyranny Tempered By Stenography.

Dawn: When Men Of Reason Go To Bed.