Rock And Roll Is Catching On All

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.