Rock And Roll Is Catching On All

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.