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Being A Woman Is Of Special Interest Only To Aspiring Male Transsexuals. To Actual Women, It Is Simply A Good Excuse Not To Play Football.

Screenwriting Is Not An Artform, It Is A Punishment From God.

Writers Have Problems Writing Sex Scenes, Because Writing One Really Well Is Pornography.

I Have Always Preferred The Company Of Older People. No One In The History Of The World Has Had Less Interest In The Young Than I Do. I Am Not Interested In What Young People Are Thinking. They're Thinking Less Than Old People, Of Course. I Mean, What Could They Be Thinking? And What Are They Doing? They're Doing The Same Stupid Things You Did.

I Am Alternately Very Gregarious - Very Sociable - And Then Very Solitary.