Round Numbers Are Always False.

Patriotism Is The Last Refuge Of The Scoundrel.

What Is Good Only Because It Pleases Cannot Be Pronounced Good Till It Has Been Found To Please.

To Do Something Is In Every Man's Power.

Had I Learned To Fiddle, I Should Have Done Nothing Else.

The Hapless Wit Has His Labors Always To Begin, The Call For Novelty Is Never Satisfied, And One Jest Only Raises Expectation Of Another.