Satire Doesn't Effect Change.

It Remains To Be Seen Which Program Will Cause Greater Societal Damage: China's One-child Policy Or America's One-parent Policy.

Moscow Has Changed. I Was Here In 1982, During The Brezhnev Twilight, And Things Are Better Now. For Instance, They've Got Litter. In 1982 There Was Nothing To Litter With.

A Little Government And A Little Luck Are Necessary In Life, But Only A Fool Trusts Either Of Them.

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.

If You're Doing A Column, You Kind Of Have To. Like In The Back Of Sports Illustrated, Rick Reilly Has To Find Something To Be Mad About. It's Not Really The Way I Approach Things.