Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

Freedom Of Speech Is A Two Way Street, Man. You Have The Right To Say Whatever You Want And The Boss Has A Right To Tell The Police To Arrest You.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

The Reason I'm In This Business, I Assume All Performers Are -- It's Look At Me, Ma! It's Acceptance, You Know -- Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma. And If Your Mother Watches, You'll Show Off Till You're Exhausted; But If Your Mother Goes, Ptshew!

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.