Satire Is What Closes Saturday Night.

Dedicate One's Life To Truth.

When The Mischief Is Done The Door Is Shut.

The Traveller With Empty Pockets Will Sing In The Thief 's Face.

Give Up All Hope Of Peace So Long As Your Mother-in-law Is Alive.

Never Does Nature Say One Thing And Wisdom Another. Variant: Wisdom And Nature! Are They Not The Same? Variant: Nature And Wisdon Always Speak Alike.