Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

You're Not Looking For A Partner," Ranger Said. "you're Looking For An Enforcer. You Hate To Run. You Must Be Worried About Getting Into That Black Dress. What Did You Eat Just Now? Piece Of Cake? Candy Bar?" "everything," I Said. "i Just Ate Everything.

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?

Here's A Basic Difference Between Morelli And Me. My First Thought Was Always Of Cake. His First Thought Was Always Of Sex. Don't Get Me Wrong. I Like Sex . . . A Lot. But It's Never Going To Replace Cake.

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

Arson Is A Respected Profession Among Certain Subcultures In Jersey, And The Good Ones Don't Get Caught. The Good Ones Channel Lightning And Mysterious Acts Of Spontaneous Combustion.