Say Goodnight Gracie.

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

Life's But A Day At Most.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.