[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Life Is Like A Mountain: After Climbing Up One Side And Sliding Down The Other, Put Up The Sled.