Scientists Say They Have Developed A Car

Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama Announced His New Economic Team. You Know What He Should Do? Hire Those People Who Were In Charge Of His Fundraising Campaign. We Can Pay This Thing Off In Like A Week.

President Obama Has Begun A Three-state Bus Tour. I Believe The Three States Are: Confusion, Delusion, And Desperation.

George W. Bush Loves Golf Because It's Like The Election--low Score Wins.

Never Perform For Your Family. They Either Laugh Too Hard Or Not At All.

Don't Forget Mother's Day. Or As They Call It In Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.