See The Ridiculous In Everything.

Performing Doesn't Come That Naturally To Me, Even Though I've Done It For Years.

I Look Thuggish When I Shave My Head And Wear Big Boots. I Walk Into A Newsagent And People Think I'm Going To Jump The Counter.

Irony Is The Recourse Of The Weak-minded Wimp, I Think. I Hate Bands That Deliver Their Songs With Knowing Smiles On Their Faces, So That If Those Songs Fall Flat They Can Say 'ah Well, We Never Really Meant It Anyway.' It's So Dishonest.

I've Discovered Special Makeup By A Company Called M.a.c. You Could Wear It On The Surface Of The Sun And It Wouldn't Move.

I Have Never Liked Morrissey, And I Still Don't. I Think It's Hilarious, Actually, What Things I've Heard About Him, What He's Really Like, And His Public Persona Is So Different. He's Such An Actor.