Seeing My Malevolent Face In The Mirror,

I Pursue Pleasure, But Stingily, Suspiciously.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

Human Nature Is A Scoundrel's Favorite Explanation.

A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than A Slinky Dress.

Self-pity Makes People Callous.