Self-pity Is The Simplest Luxury.

If You're Afraid To Die, You're Afraid To Live. You Can't Have One Without The Other.

I Still Miss Those I Loved Who Are No Longer With Me But I Find I Am Grateful For Having Loved Them. The Gratitude Has Finally Conquered The Loss.

I Can Only Say I Wish I Had Slept With Everyone I Am Accused Of.

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

Pornography Exists For The Lonesome, The Ugly, The Fearful - It's Made For The Losers.