Self Praise Is No Praise At All.

Man's Conscience Is The Oracle Of God.

Always Laugh When You Can. It Is Cheap Medicine.

The Drying Up A Single Tear Has More, Of Honest Fame, Than Shedding Seas Of Gore.

What Men Call Gallantry, And Gods Adultery, Is Much More Common Where The Climate's Sultry.

When Age Chills The Blood, When Our Pleasures Are Past - For Years Fleet Away With The Wings Of The Dove - The Dearest Remembrance Will Still Be The Last, Our Sweetest Memorial The First Kiss Of Love.