Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement,

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.

There Are Three Kinds Of Men. The One That Learns By Reading. The Few Who Learn By Observation. The Rest Of Them Have To Pee On The Electric Fence For Themselves.