Servants, When Their Lords No Longer Sway,

[i]t Is The Wine That Leads Me On, The Wild Wine That Sets The Wisest Man To Sing At The Top Of His Lungs, Laugh Like A Fool – It Drives The Man To Dancing... It Even Tempts Him To Blurt Out Stories Better Never Told.

How Prone To Doubt, How Cautious Are The Wise!

Whoever Obeys The Gods, To Him They Particularly Listen.

God Help Me, I'm Just Not That Bright.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.