Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.

What A Fool I Was To Come To Hollywood Where They Only Understand Platinum Blondes And Where Legs Are More Important Than Talent.

I Often Think That A Slightly Exposed Shoulder Emerging From A Long Satin Nightgown Packs More Sex Than Two Naked Bodies In Bed.

The Best Time I Ever Had With Joan Crawford Was When I Pushed Her Down The Stairs In Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.