Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

You Will Never Be Happier Than You Expect. To Change Your Happiness, Change Your Expectation.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

I Believe One Should Be A Woman At Home.

I Think Men Have Got To Change An Awful Lot. They Still Prefer The Little Woman.

I Never Said Anything That Was Unprintable. Never Said Anything Just For The Sake Of Being Startling.