Sex Is Like Nose Picking. It's Fine

Some Children Are Spoiled And It Is Not Their Fault, It Is Their Parents.

If The Good Lord Intended For Us To Walk, He Wouldn't Have Invented Rollar Skates.

Here It Is,' Nigel Said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs Ffi, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs Lty. That Spells Difficulty.' How Perfectly Ridiculous!' Snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'why Are All These Women Married?

The Little Pig Began To Pray But Wolfie Blew His House Away. He Shouted, "bacon, Pork, And Ham! Oh What A Lucky Wolf I Am!" And Though He Ate The Pig Quite Fast, He Carefully Kept The Tail Till Last.

There Is Something About Very Cold Weather That Gives One An Enormous Appetite. Most Of Us Find Ourselves Beginning To Crave Rich Steaming Stews And Hot Apple Pies And All Kinds Of Delicious Warming Dishes; And Because We Are All A Great Deal Luckier Than We Realize, We Usually Get What We Want—or Near Enough.