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He [will Rogers] Was America's Most Complete Human Document. One-third Humor. One-third Humanitarian. One-third Heart.

Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy In A Parlor Car Seat.

He Hardest Obstacle For Me Has Been To Find A Father. I Am The Product Of Three Fathers, And My Connection To Each Of Them Has Left Me Wanting. Each Have Their Own Strengths And Weaknesses, But I've Always Been In Competition With Them In Some Way.

Growing Up In That Fashion Is A Breeding Ground For Insecurity And Doubt; It Also Leaves You Questioning Motives. It Took Me A Long Time To See The World As I Want It Without Constantly Looking For Approval. I Still Fall, But I'm Better Suited For Survival.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.