She Really Did Like Me, The Idiot.

Getting Yelled At By A Furious Woman Should Be Treated As A Semiformal Occasion.

In My Lifelong Study Of Human Beings, I Have Found That No Matter How Hard They Might Try, They Have Found No Way Yet To Prevent The Arrival Of Monday Morning. And They Do Try, Of Course, But Monday Always Comes, And All The Drones Have To Scuttle Back To Their Dreary Workaday Lives Of Meaningless Toil And Suffering.

Perhaps Because I'll Never Be One, Humans Are Interesting To Me.

Stop The Nurse Like The Monkey.

The Faster It Ran Away From Me. And I Found Myself Reasoning That Perhaps One More Beer Would Unlock The Doors Of Perception.