She's So In Love With Me, She

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip