She Wanted To Cry, But She Did

It's Very Slow For Me To Create Humor. It Takes Me A Long Time To Write A Humor Piece. It Takes Days.

To An Adolescent, There Is Nothing In The World More Embarrassing Than A Parent.

The Best Baby-sitters, Of Course, Are The Baby’s Grandparents. You Feel Completely Comfortable Entrusting Your Baby To Them For Long Periods, Which Is Why Most Grandparents Flee To Florida.

People In The Computer Industry Use The Term 'user,' Which To Them Means 'idiot.'

Flying From The United States To Tokyo Takes Approximately As Long As Law School.