She Was My First Cat Ever, And

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.

I Was Going To Be A Great Woman Novelist. Then The War Came Along And I Think It's Hard For Young People Today, Don't You, To Realize That When World War Ii Happened We Were Dying To Go And Help Our Country.

A House Without A Cat Is Like A Day Without Sunshine, A Pie Without Fromage, A Dinner Without Wine.

Being Tall Is An Advantage, Especially In Business. People Will Always Remember You. And If You're In A Crowd, You'll Always Have Some Clean Air To Breathe.

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