She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.