She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.