She Was So Ugly That I Took

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .