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Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too Late If They Are Good Or Bad.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

I Feel That Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable. That's The Two Categories. The Horrible Are Like, I Don't Know, Terminal Cases, You Know, And Blind People, Crippled. I Don't Know How They Get Through Life. It's Amazing To Me. And The Miserable Is Everyone Else. So You Should Be Thankful That You're Miserable, Because That's Very Lucky, To Be Miserable.

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

I Am Not Afraid Of Death. I Just Don't Want To Be There When It Happens.