She Would Be Ready, But She Would

Long Ago Life Was Clean, Sex Was Bad And Obscene, And The Rich Were So Mean. Stately Homes For The Lords, Croquet Lawns, Village Greens, Victoria Was My Queen.

He's Better Than The Rest, And His Arm Sweat Smells The Best.

Well I'm Not Dumb, But I Can't Understand Why She Walked Like A Woman, But Talked Like A Man.

If You Weren't Naggin', Honey, You'd Be So Sweet.

When He Puts On That Dress, He Feels Like A Princess.