Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass

I Became The Storyteller Of South Side Chicago. I Used An Old Kiwi Liquid Shoe Polish As A Microphone. I'd Go Around The House Interviewing Everybody, Telling Stupid Jokes, Doing Voices. I Mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., People On 'laugh-in,' Flip Wilson.

My Grandmother Always Told Me How You Start Is How You Finish.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

I'm Not A Star, I Hate That Word, And I'm An Entertainer. Stars Fall, You Know, I'm An Entertainer. I Want To Be Known As An Entertainer.

Only Way You Can You Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something.