Shut Your Damn Mouth.

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.

Children Are So Egocentric - They Want To Watch Their Lives, And Not Yours.

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!