Since We Hate The Same People, We

Irony Regards Every Simple Truth As A Challenge.

The Eros Of Advertising Is Lurid But Not Specific.

Great Talkers Do Not Stop For Breath, And Never Look At The Clock.

The Irrational May Be Attractive In The Abstract, But Not In Cab Drives, Dinner Guests, Or Elderly Relatives.

Comedy Is Hostile To Profundity, And Brings Everything To The Surface.