Since When Was An Emotional Argument Won

The Human Race Divides Politically Into Those Who Want People To Be Controlled And Those Who Have No Such Desire.

Make Money, Lose Money - Who Cares? The Idea Is To Enjoy It.

God Is Omnipotent, Omniscient, And Omnibenevolent - It Says So Right Here On The Label. If You Have A Mind Capable Of Believing All Three Of These Attributes Simultaneously, I Have A Wonderful Bargain For You. No Checks, Please. Cash And In Small Bills.

Humoring Them Costs Nothing And Adds To Happiness In A World In Which Happiness Is Always In Short Supply.

Sex Should Be Friendly. Otherwise Stick To Mechanical Toys; It's More Sanitary.