Sit Up, Join Up, Get On Line,

Whenever You Hear A Politician Carry On About What A Mess The Schools Are, Be Aware That You Are Looking At The Culprit.

I Believe All Southern Liberals Come From The Same Starting Point--race. Once You Figure Out They Are Lying To You About Race, You Start To Question Everything.

I Believe In Practicing Prudence At Least Once Every Two Or Three Years.

I Often Plagiarize From Myself. I Like To Think Of This As Ecological Journalism: I Recycle.

Manners Are Just A Formal Expression Of How You Treat People.