Skip The Boring Parts.

What Do You Tell A Man With Two Black Eyes? Nothing, He's Already Been Told Twice.

I Don't Judge In My Books. I Don't Have To Have The Antagonist Get Shot Or The Protagonist Win. It's Just How It Comes Out. I'm Just Telling A Story.

All The Information You Need Can Be Given In Dialogue.

If It Sounds Like Writing, I Rewrite It. Or, If Proper Usage Gets In The Way, It May Have To Go. I Can't Allow What We Learned In English Composition To Disrupt The Sound And Rhythm Of The Narrative.

Don't Worry About What Your Mother Thinks Of Your Language.