Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

Lexicographer, N. A Pestilent Fellow Who, Under The Pretense Of Recording Some Particular Stage In The Development Of A Language, Does What He Can To Arrest Its Growth, Stiffen Its Flexibility And Mechanize Its Methods.

Arena, N. In Politics, An Imaginary Rat-pit In Which The Statesman Wrestles With His Record.

Presbyterian, N. One Who Holds The Conviction That The Government Authorities Of The Church Should Be Called Presbyters.

Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.