Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who

Evangelist, N. A Bearer Of Good Tidings, Particularly (in A Religious Sense) Such As Assure Us Of Our Own Salvation And The Damnation Of Our Neighbors.

Last, N. A Shoemaker's Implement, Named By A Frowning Providence As Opportunity To The Maker Of Puns.

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else

Radium, N. A Mineral That Gives Off Heat And Stimulates The Organ That A Scientist Is A Fool With.

Commendation N. The Tribute That We Pay To Achievements That Resembles But Do Not Equal Our Own.