Sleep: A Poor Substitute For Caffeine!

You're Always Fighting The Contradiction Between The Supposed Intimacy Of A Two-person Conversation And The Blunt Reality That You're Trying To Sell The Play To People Who Are Sitting Maybe Too Far Away From You.

I Have Been Vain Since Birth. I Expected Other People To Like What I Did, Although My Vanity Has Definitely Diminished Over The Years.

I Don't See That Many Plays, And For Me, Musicals Are Rarely Pleasing. I Feel The Actors Are Being Put Through A Kind Of Nightmarish Labor. They're Like Animals Being Forced To Pull Heavy Carts Of Vegetables At Incredible Speeds.

I Have Been Vain Since Birth.

Even With My Wife, I Find Sharing Soup Is Hard.