Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.