Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.

Experience Is A Good Teacher, But She Sends In Terrific Bills.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

A Fool Bolts Pleasure, Then Complains Of Moral Indigestion.