Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

The Drama Of Life Begins With A Wail And Ends With A Sigh.

The Difference Between A Saint And A Hypocrite Is That One Lies For His Religion, The Other By It.

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.

A Homely Face And No Figure Have Aided Many Women Heavenward.

Brew Me A Cup For A Winter's Night. For The Wind Howls Loud And The Furies Fight; Spice It With Love And Stir It With Care, And I'll Toast Our Bright Eyes, My Sweetheart Fair.