Snarls And Sobs Show That A Love

The More Learned A Writer, The More Digression Beckons Him.

Music Dissolves The Straight And Narrow.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

'be Faithful To Your Roots' Is The Liberal Version Of 'stay In Your Ghetto.'

Call On Literary Convention, And It Will Gladly Tell Your Story For You.