So By The Time I Taught Myself

I Set Myself Up To Be A Bass Guitarist And Bass Players Get A Lot More Work Than People Like Me.

I Mean, Eighteen Years Old Is The Age Of Consent In Europe And You Can Go Anywhere And Do Anything You Like. In America, It Is Dumb. At Eighteen You Should Be Able To Do Anything That You Like, Except Get Married.

With Bass, Especially Bottom End, The Vibration Has To Happen On Stage Otherwise The Feel Is Wrong. This Is Why You Can't Scale The Equipment Down Too Far.

I'm Only Interested In Heavy Metal When It's Me Who's Playing It. I Suppose It's A Bit Like Smelling Your Own Farts.

I Ain't Quiet.. Everybody Else Is Too Loud.