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My Dad Was Jewish. My Mom Is Not. So I Was Not Raised Anything.

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'

The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.

So You Can Look Me In The Eye And Say That You Are A President Committed To Cleaning Up The Environment?

It Usually Takes Two People A Little While To Learn Where The Funny Buttons Are And Testy Buttons Are.