There Might Be Some Credit In Being

Perhaps Second-hand Cares, Like Second-hand Clothes, Come Easily Off And On.

Eccentricities Of Genius.

" ... It Is Not My Desire To Wound The Feelings Of Any Person With Whom I Am Connected In Family Bonds. I May Be A Hypocrite," Said Mr. Pecksniff, Cuttingly, "but I Am Not A Brute."

The Sight Of Me Is Good For Sore Eyes

Every Idiot Who Goes About With A 'merry Christmas' On His Lips Should Be Boiled With His Own Pudding, And Buried With A Stake Of Holly Through His Heart.