Society Is Divided Into Two Classes, The

Intelligent People Make Many Mistakes Because They Cannot Believe The World Is Really As Foolish As It Is.

Someone Described Providence As The Baptismal Name Of Chance; No Doubt Some Pious Person Will Retort That Chance Is The Nickname Of Providence.

Someone Has Said That To Plagiarise From The Ancients Is To Play The Pirate Beyond The Equator, But That To Steal From The Moderns Is To Pick Pockets At Street Corners.

Celebrity Is The Advantage Of Being Known To People Who We Don't Know, And Who Don't Know Us.

Men Whose Only Concern Is Other People's Opinion Of Them Are Like Actors Who Put On A Poor Performance To Win The Applause Of People Of Poor Taste; Some Of Them Would Be Capable Of Good Acting In Front Of A Good Audience. A Decent Man Plays His Part To The Best Of His Ability, Regardless Of The Taste Of The Gallery.