Some Age. Others Mature.

Scotland Should Be Nothing Less Than Equal With All The Other Nations Of The World.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

Only 4 Percent Of All The Companies Owned In Scotland Have Their Head Offices In Scotland.

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There... I Told The Stewardess Liquor For Three... Who Are The Other Two?...oh, There Are No Other Two