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I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

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