Some Kind Of Way, We Have To

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

Race Baiters And Discriminators May Go Underground, But They Never Move Out Of Town.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.