Some Kind Of Way, We Have To

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If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

Once We Used To Have To Crank Up Our Cars, Now You Can Pop It On From Inside Your House. Everything Has Changed Except How We Get Freedom.