Some May Believe We're On The Road

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

Please Stop Teaching My Children That Everyone Gets A Trophy Just For Participating. What Is This, The Nobel Prize? Not Everybody Gets A Trophy.

Defeat Anger, Stop Using It As A Shield Against Truth, And You Will Find The Compassion You Need To Forgive The People You Love.

And I've Come To The Place Where I Believe That There's No Way To Solve These Problems, These Issues - There's Nothing That We Can Do That Will Solve The Problems That We Have And Keep The Peace, Unless We Solve It Through God, Unless We Solve It In Being Our Highest Self. And That's A Pretty Tall Order.

I'm The Whitest Guy You Will Ever Meet. The First Time I Saw An African-american, My Dad Had To Tell Me To Stop Staring.