Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.