Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.