Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians

Don't Write Naughty Words On The Wall If You Can't Spell!

Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.

Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And The Catholics Hate The Protestants/ And The Hindus Hate The Muslims/ And Everybody Hates The Jews.

I Feel That If A Person Has Problems Communicating The Very Least He Can Do Is To Shut Up.