Some People Can Carry A Tune, But

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.

There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

Some People Can Carry A Tune, But They Seem To Stagger Under The Load.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.