Some People Can Carry A Tune, But

Shake And Shake The Catsup Bottle None Will Come And Then A Lot'll.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

This Golfer Has A Wicked Slice. And Quite A Follow-through. That's Why His Partner, Who Stood Too Close, Is On The Green In Two.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.